TIME/PLACE: Today, over in the United States (the saddest place on earth)
Heβs poor. Sheβs dead. Theyβre a whore. Sheβs got a yeast infectionβ¦ And, they need you to SUPPORT THE ARTS!
Our show in emojis (for tax purposes)
ENTERTAINMENT HAS NEVER BEEN SO POOR!
Littered with espionage, irritating fundraisers, the ghost of Bea Arthur, and the greatest 10:13 showstopper in the history of Polish folk songs, Not Another High School Musical explores the creation of art, selling oneβs dignity, and the self-discovery process artists must endure as it violates your senses. The eclectic and baffling 18-song original score of such whimsical tunes as βHobo Heavenβ, βAn Apple a Dayβ, βWhore For the Artsβ, βChildren Are the Futureβ, βIn the Shadowsβ, βGood Thingβ, and βYouβre Still Jewish?β (deemed too offensive) will leave audiences crying as the story crashes to a chilling resolution...although we did cut the risquΓ© and expensive scene where Martha Stewart cooks the turkey in a trash can.
NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL is an all-out farce that is grounded in fear, bitterness, desperation, and artistic integrity. The show is stuffed with nonstop jokes and situations that make for hilarity, but also features characters who move us, holding a mirror up to ourselves and the choices we make. At the heart of any farce lies truth. As the story reaches the sentiment via the satire, it should prove to be less campy and instead evoke pathos. Itβs silly, itβs vulgar, itβs shockingβ¦but at its core, it explores personal growth and learning how actions affect others.
For Mature Audiences Book, Music & Lyrics: JJ Novembrini Add. Music & Lyrics: Ryan L. Weller Music Supervision/Co-Orchestrations & Arrangements: Jeremy F. Goodman βScathingly brilliant!β βBrutally funny!β βPlain obnoxious!β βMy aunt didnβt hate it!β ...THE βSCARY MOVIEβ OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALS!
βProducer Thomas Gonzalez
Bonjour! After our initial reading, COVID-19 derailed further production. Stay tuned for TBA workshop. May the magic be with you!