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TIME/PLACE: Today, over in the United States (the saddest place on earth)
He’s poor. She’s dead. They’re a whore. She’s got a yeast infection… And, they need you to SUPPORT THE ARTS!
Our show in emojis (for tax purposes)
ENTERTAINMENT HAS NEVER BEEN SO POOR!
Littered with leprosy, irritating fundraisers, and the greatest 10:13 showstopper in the history of Polish folk songs, Not Another High School Musical explores the creation of art, the pros/cons of selling out, and the self-discovery process artists must endure as it violates your senses. The eclectic and baffling 18-song original score of such whimsical tunes as “Hobo Heaven”, “An Apple a Day”, “Whore For the Arts”, “Children Are the Future”, “In the Shadows”, “Good Thing”, and “You’re Still Jewish?” (deemed too offensive) will leave audiences crying as the story crashes to a chilling resolution...although we did cut the risqué and expensive scene where Martha Stewart cooks the turkey in a trash can.
NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL is a farce grounded in greed, desperation, and artistic integrity. Stuffed with jokes and situations that make for hilarity, it also features characters who hold a mirror up to ourselves. At the heart of any farce lies truth. As the story reaches the sentiment via the satire, it should evoke pathos. It’s Absurdist, vulgar, shocking…but at its core, explores personal growth in a transitional “No-man’s land” of aging, unrealized dreams, and identity. And nuns.
For Mature Audiences Book, Music & Lyrics: JJ Novembrini Add. Music & Lyrics: Ryan L. Weller Music Supervision/Co-Orchestrations & Arrangements: Jeremy F. Goodman “Scathingly brilliant!” “Brutally funny!” “My aunt didn’t hate it!” …THE “SCARY MOVIE” OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALS!
—Producer Thomas Gonzalez
